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Pleasure always comes at a cost

https://www. theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2 022/dec/08/artificial-sweeteners-price-of-sugar-free-are-they-as-harmless-as-we-thought

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Pleasure always comes at a cost

https://www. theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2 022/dec/08/artificial-sweeteners-price-of-sugar-free-are-they-as-harmless-as-we-thought

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@JulianOliver Seems a lot more fun than my patented* "hit it with a hammer and soak in a bucket of salt water for a week" technique.

*no actual patent applied

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@JulianOliver Seems a lot more fun than my patented* "hit it with a hammer and soak in a bucket of salt water for a week" technique.

*no actual patent applied

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@stavvers #TeamSpike obviously

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@stavvers #TeamSpike obviously

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@sueW Half Man still going strong I think?

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@sueW Half Man still going strong I think?

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@lpsrocks Could still be flu. The vaccine tends only to be partially effective https://fortune.com/well/2022/11/14/ho w-effective-is-the-flu-shot-this-year/
I still take it btw

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@lpsrocks Could still be flu. The vaccine tends only to be partially effective https://fortune.com/well/2022/11/14/ho w-effective-is-the-flu-shot-this-year/
I still take it btw

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@l3m0n5qu4shs0da Better that than idly fretting over a past that never was.
#whatif

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@l3m0n5qu4shs0da Better that than idly fretting over a past that never was.
#whatif

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Cancel all nominations. The best Christmas gift has landed 🎅
#StoneOfScone
@JulieBayley

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Cancel all nominations. The best Christmas gift has landed 🎅
#StoneOfScone
@JulieBayley

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We spend billions on research into cancer, yet not a SINGLE PENNY on replicating the beauty of that first cup of tea in the morning throughout the day 🤔
#truth

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We spend billions on research into cancer, yet not a SINGLE PENNY on replicating the beauty of that first cup of tea in the morning throughout the day 🤔
#truth

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@wombat37 @pariahsickkid@mstdn.party With almond pastry. #showingoff

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@wombat37 @pariahsickkid@mstdn.party With almond pastry. #showingoff

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I'm late to #DeadToMe on Netflix. Loving it. 🥰

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I'm late to #DeadToMe on Netflix. Loving it. 🥰

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@pariahsickkid@mstdn.party @wombat37 At the speed my boy is eating them, chance would be a fine thing 🤔

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@pariahsickkid@mstdn.party @wombat37 At the speed my boy is eating them, chance would be a fine thing 🤔

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@Lomelindi12
Please tell me that's the actual weather with you now too
#jealous

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@Lomelindi12
Please tell me that's the actual weather with you now too
#jealous

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I started making my own mincemeat a few years back. It's when I hope that I will begin to "feel" the season. Truth be told all I feel is cold.
#MincePieOlympics

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I started making my own mincemeat a few years back. It's when I hope that I will begin to "feel" the season. Truth be told all I feel is cold.
#MincePieOlympics

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Riots in Stoke I tell you
#VATnow

https://www. thedailymash.co.uk/politics/no-not-the-charitable-status-of-private-schools-say-terrified-red-wall-voters-20221129228642

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Riots in Stoke I tell you
#VATnow

https://www. thedailymash.co.uk/politics/no-not-the-charitable-status-of-private-schools-say-terrified-red-wall-voters-20221129228642

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'Nough said
https://www. thedailymash.co.uk/sport/engla nd-briskly-and-efficiently-dispatch-opponents-like-a-bunch-of-fking-germans-20221205228867

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'Nough said
https://www. thedailymash.co.uk/sport/engla nd-briskly-and-efficiently-dispatch-opponents-like-a-bunch-of-fking-germans-20221205228867

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This is, of course, an entry for this year's dullest toot.
#winning

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This is, of course, an entry for this year's dullest toot.
#winning

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It's been a day it really has. Both toilets blocked and needed sulphuric acid to free (high fibre plant diets to blame) then a bad leak from the bath right over the consumer unit #HappyDays

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It's been a day it really has. Both toilets blocked and needed sulphuric acid to free (high fibre plant diets to blame) then a bad leak from the bath right over the consumer unit #HappyDays

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So... where's all the fricking bunting?
#InternationalDisabilityDay
#InternationalDayofPeoplewithDisability

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So... where's all the fricking bunting?
#InternationalDisabilityDay
#InternationalDayofPeoplewithDisability

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@sburall I get and agree with your principles but that old saying "Everyone's got a plan until they get punched in the face" rings true here. Paying for a scan normally comes with a technicians report and will land on your GPs desk quickly. The vast majority of my MS treatment has been NHS but on two occasions I've gone outside. I'm likely to have to a third time.

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@sburall I get and agree with your principles but that old saying "Everyone's got a plan until they get punched in the face" rings true here. Paying for a scan normally comes with a technicians report and will land on your GPs desk quickly. The vast majority of my MS treatment has been NHS but on two occasions I've gone outside. I'm likely to have to a third time.

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@sburall Hi there, first of all I hope that tomorrow you get a call from your MS Nurse because a slot for a scan has been found. If not your options (from my experience) aren't fabulous. You may hate this suggestion but paying for a MRI scan maybe the fastest solution.

In the past getting the GP or nurse to lobby was enough but the system is very creaky. Which is your local hospital?

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@sburall Hi there, first of all I hope that tomorrow you get a call from your MS Nurse because a slot for a scan has been found. If not your options (from my experience) aren't fabulous. You may hate this suggestion but paying for a MRI scan maybe the fastest solution.

In the past getting the GP or nurse to lobby was enough but the system is very creaky. Which is your local hospital?